reptile humor

[rattlesnake30]

You know you're a herper if...

You rent a car to go on a snake call (for those who don't have their own cars)

[HERPSKEEPER]

1)The local power plant knows the exact moment your timers go off!

2)You've bred rabbits for 15 years, yet have no idea what their average life span is.

3)You hear someone describing their new high-resolution 20" monitor and wonder if it's Australian or Indonesian.

4)The neighborhood animals start disappearing as your Green 'Conda passes the 200-lb mark.

5)You answer the door holding a big fat snake & wonder why the Jehovah's Witnesses won't talk with you.

6)Your snakes spend more time in your bathtub than you do!

7)You check the "free to good home" ads daily, yet have no desire to own a mammal.

8)Your house was raided by the police after a tip off from the electric company suspecting you of growing pot.

9)You and a friend are overheard talking about your babies & someone asks about them, and you reply "yeah, my 'baby' is 15' long & weighs around 125 pounds!!!"

10)You have a special drawer to keep perfect sheds in.

11)Your friends ask you when the last time you scored was & you reply "Man, it was great! This guy sold me an 8' female Colombian & the 125 L for dirt just in time for breeding season," and they look at you like "WHAT THE HELL are you talking about?!?!"



(I got these from www.newenglandreptile.com)

[reptilist]

I actually did answer the door with a large Gopher snake draped around my shoulders. It was the Saturday morning JW evangelists who came calling, but that was their final visit after all!

[AMills]

LOL:D I'm sure they had some funny looks on their faces.

[snakebiteAZ1]

YOU TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR NEWEST CLUTCH TO THE OFFICE AND SAY "YOU WANT TO SEE OUR NEW ARRIVAL,THEY ARE SO CUTE!" (BEEN THERE DONE THAT):loco :eek: :rolleyes:

[rattlesnake30]

Rattlesnakes are good for baseball-they're such good fangs-er,fans.

Rattlesnakes make great pitchers-they're experts on *striking out* the opponents.

Pythons are great im the *squeeze plays*.